B.

loversinthebodega:

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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

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snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

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saddestblogger:

me: *gets settled into bed*

my bladder:

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vase-the-original:

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

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cwote:

Be friends with people you don’t feel weird about sending an essay length text about your emotions to.

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